The dissolution of the pizzas for the party was massive! There were over 1,000 pieces! Too bad this dissolution was unnecessary because only three people showed up.
* there is no such thing as this show or a person named Susan James* One day, my sister and I were watching a show called “Denounced Stars: Dilemma in Hollywood”. We laughed as we saw a girl by the name of Susan James getting criticized by the host. “What is this girl thinking, going to a club at fourteen?! She could get killed! Her career is dispersing so quickly, she’ll be the next Britney Spears!” We roared in laughter, doubled over and laughing till our eyes teared up and we were gasping for breath. When we recovered, I told my sister, “This will be the dissolution of all celebrities! All of them are not as docile as before and are getting disparaged so quickly after publicity.” “I know!” she looked worried “I think we need to dispel all of these bad celebrities… I’m getting desiccated, be right back!” With that, she bounded off in a hyper puppy fashion and got herself some water. In the mean time, I was getting to think about who would be next on the celebrity show. Miley Cyrus? Justin Bieber? My sister returned to her spot next to me. “I divine that Justin Bieber will be on the show!” exclaimed my sister and we stared at the screen. “Next on Denounced Stars… Justin Bieber!” said the host cheerfully. We dropped our jaws in shock. I scoffed angrily and pouted. “I demur to that! Why can’t it be Miley Cyrus?” The host frowned. “Wait… there was a mistake! It was Miley Cyrus!” My sister and I laughed so hard that our sides hurt and we could barely breathe. “That – was so – ironic!” my sister wheezed.
During our morning break, my friend ran up to me, screaming. I grabbed her by the shoulders and steadied her while she shook around in a panic, her voice being dispersed in different directions as she spoke. "Oh man!! Did you know we're having a huge test tomorrow in Math?!" For a moment, I just stared at her, my brain turned to jelly by the long lecture we were tortured with in Social Studies. Then it hit me. I was shocked, “What?!” The hyperventilating started right then, and with each breath it felt like I was grasping for dear life. "What test?" I thought, "No one said anything about a test!" As she explained more my brain was totally desiccated, the remains were a barren wasteland of thoughts and disparaged hopes. This test was on everything we had learned this year and last year. "I am so dead," was the only thing on my mind for the rest of the day. That night, I was a ninja. I sneaked between pages of my old notebooks, attacking all the hard facts with everything I had. Time flew by with every tick of the clock. I didn't finish until 2 o'clock, but I was ready. Or so I thought. I never actually had a dilemma on my hands, the test was next week.
One day, my friends Quincy, DJ and I decided to play twister. We played several sets but after awhile it seemed like the fun of the game had dispelled. During one set, we were beaten badly by Quincy and we disparaged him for his long arms and legs. When the game started, everything was alright until we had to stretch. I had to reach so far that I fell and I was denounced from the game. The game went on for so long, I was afraid my friends might desiccate. The dilemma was for them to be able to move and not fall. Their bodies were rubber bands, stretching everywhere and anywhere I told them. They were like Ted Williams in his struggle to get back on his feet after being addicted to drugs. I finally demurred from making DJ and Quincy suffer anymore, so I gave them a less strenuous move. Quincy's arms quivered and he fell, who would have divined that he would lose on one of the easiest moves!
A long Time Ago in a class room far far away to be specific first period... The students divined a test coming. Most students demurred the idea of having to take a test. When the students were given the news they proceeded to disperse from the room. And all the teacher would have wanted was for her students to be docile like dogs.
On Spike’s Birthday, two friends, Tom and Jerry, planned a surprise party for Spike in his backyard. However, they first had to clean the grimy junkyard full of rubbish, in order to set up the decorations. They decided to establish dissolution of the work. Tom divined that Spike, a devoted vegetarian, will arrive in about two hours, after shopping for yummy vegetables. Jerry disparaged Spike under his breath when he had to cover up the holes that were as deep as the Grand Canyon. Tom denounced the Bull Dog’s unsanitary habits, and dispelled all of the insects that littered the backyard. They both demurred that Spike was not a docile dog who supposedly did not properly learn potty training, after cleaning the piles of waste that dispersed the backyard. Afterwards, the once filthy dump transformed into a squeaky clean wonderland that shined brighter than the sun. Tom and Jerry began decorating, and set up the dog biscuits, that was as desiccated as the pyramids of Giza, onto the party tray. When Spike arrived, Tom and Jerry screeched, “Surprise!”, and approached the startled vegetarian with presents. Tom interjected, “You will absolutely love these. We just know you so well!”. Spike, the vegetarian, opened the presents, which included a painting of a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing after its prey, a toy that resembled Steak, and a personal handbook on ways to roast chicken.
On February 1st it was Fred's birthday. On Fred's birthday, Tim was invited to sleep over at Fred's house. During the sleep over Fred had challenged Tim to stay up with him all night. Tim demured the challenge. Expecting Tim to stay up with him, Fred played games a lot. Around 1:00 in the morning Fred looked at Tim, and found him asleep.
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The dissolution of the pizzas for the party was massive! There were over 1,000 pieces! Too bad this dissolution was unnecessary because only three people showed up.
* there is no such thing as this show or a person named Susan James*
One day, my sister and I were watching a show called “Denounced Stars: Dilemma in Hollywood”. We laughed as we saw a girl by the name of Susan James getting criticized by the host.
“What is this girl thinking, going to a club at fourteen?! She could get killed! Her career is dispersing so quickly, she’ll be the next Britney Spears!”
We roared in laughter, doubled over and laughing till our eyes teared up and we were gasping for breath. When we recovered, I told my sister, “This will be the dissolution of all celebrities! All of them are not as docile as before and are getting disparaged so quickly after publicity.”
“I know!” she looked worried “I think we need to dispel all of these bad celebrities… I’m getting desiccated, be right back!” With that, she bounded off in a hyper puppy fashion and got herself some water.
In the mean time, I was getting to think about who would be next on the celebrity show. Miley Cyrus? Justin Bieber? My sister returned to her spot next to me.
“I divine that Justin Bieber will be on the show!” exclaimed my sister and we stared at the screen.
“Next on Denounced Stars… Justin Bieber!” said the host cheerfully.
We dropped our jaws in shock. I scoffed angrily and pouted. “I demur to that! Why can’t it be Miley Cyrus?”
The host frowned. “Wait… there was a mistake! It was Miley Cyrus!”
My sister and I laughed so hard that our sides hurt and we could barely breathe.
“That – was so – ironic!” my sister wheezed.
During our morning break, my friend ran up to me, screaming. I grabbed her by the shoulders and steadied her while she shook around in a panic, her voice being dispersed in different directions as she spoke. "Oh man!! Did you know we're having a huge test tomorrow in Math?!" For a moment, I just stared at her, my brain turned to jelly by the long lecture we were tortured with in Social Studies. Then it hit me. I was shocked, “What?!” The hyperventilating started right then, and with each breath it felt like I was grasping for dear life. "What test?" I thought, "No one said anything about a test!" As she explained more my brain was totally desiccated, the remains were a barren wasteland of thoughts and disparaged hopes. This test was on everything we had learned this year and last year. "I am so dead," was the only thing on my mind for the rest of the day. That night, I was a ninja. I sneaked between pages of my old notebooks, attacking all the hard facts with everything I had. Time flew by with every tick of the clock. I didn't finish until 2 o'clock, but I was ready. Or so I thought. I never actually had a dilemma on my hands, the test was next week.
Bob disparaged Dick that he was weak and fat. On fight day Dick beat Bob up so bad he dispersed all of Bobs blood into the crowd.
One day, my friends Quincy, DJ and I decided to play twister. We played several sets but after awhile it seemed like the fun of the game had dispelled. During one set, we were beaten badly by Quincy and we disparaged him for his long arms and legs. When the game started, everything was alright until we had to stretch. I had to reach so far that I fell and I was denounced from the game. The game went on for so long, I was afraid my friends might desiccate. The dilemma was for them to be able to move and not fall. Their bodies were rubber bands, stretching everywhere and anywhere I told them. They were like Ted Williams in his struggle to get back on his feet after being addicted to drugs. I finally demurred from making DJ and Quincy suffer anymore, so I gave them a less strenuous move. Quincy's arms quivered and he fell, who would have divined that he would lose on one of the easiest moves!
A long Time Ago in a class room far far away to be specific first period... The students divined a test coming. Most students demurred the idea of having to take a test. When the students were given the news they proceeded to disperse from the room. And all the teacher would have wanted was for her students to be docile like dogs.
On Spike’s Birthday, two friends, Tom and Jerry, planned a surprise party for Spike in his backyard. However, they first had to clean the grimy junkyard full of rubbish, in order to set up the decorations. They decided to establish dissolution of the work. Tom divined that Spike, a devoted vegetarian, will arrive in about two hours, after shopping for yummy vegetables. Jerry disparaged Spike under his breath when he had to cover up the holes that were as deep as the Grand Canyon. Tom denounced the Bull Dog’s unsanitary habits, and dispelled all of the insects that littered the backyard. They both demurred that Spike was not a docile dog who supposedly did not properly learn potty training, after cleaning the piles of waste that dispersed the backyard. Afterwards, the once filthy dump transformed into a squeaky clean wonderland that shined brighter than the sun. Tom and Jerry began decorating, and set up the dog biscuits, that was as desiccated as the pyramids of Giza, onto the party tray. When Spike arrived, Tom and Jerry screeched, “Surprise!”, and approached the startled vegetarian with presents. Tom interjected, “You will absolutely love these. We just know you so well!”. Spike, the vegetarian, opened the presents, which included a painting of a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing after its prey, a toy that resembled Steak, and a personal handbook on ways to roast chicken.
Tommy, the world's smartest and docile toddler got into a public dilemma that he forgot how to use the potty.
On February 1st it was Fred's birthday. On Fred's birthday, Tim was invited to sleep over at Fred's house. During the sleep over Fred had challenged Tim to stay up with him all night. Tim demured the challenge. Expecting Tim to stay up with him, Fred played games a lot. Around 1:00 in the morning Fred looked at Tim, and found him asleep.
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